Conspiracy Pizza

Since our oven can only make about 25 pizzas an hour, there can be long waits during our dinner rush. It's best to call in advance to order your pizza. We'll schedule a pick-up time that works for you. Pro tip: we turn on the phones at 4:30 so you can get your order in nice and early!

There's a couple tables if you'd like to eat your pizza (or at least the first slice) here. The restaurant is pretty bare-bones- keep your expectations low and you'll be happy 🙂

We accept cash, debit & credit.